Australian Casino Magic

So, I went to a Australian Casino today.
I hold to tell you that I was thoroughly dissapointed.
The place was stinky and overall, quite depressing and morbid.
It was just a dank reminder of how the whole world revolves solely around money.
I think the worst section was the sounds…the cacophony of beeps and rings made this eerie humming that gave me chills.
The sad state of the people playing the slots was just as depressing. They all looked like drones pressing "bet" on the slots, flushing hard earned money down the drain. No expression…just stoicly pressing buttons while happy lights danced around their heads and beneath their fingertips. It was the oddest thing….not at all what I expected. I really think David Firth should go to a Australian Casino for inspiration for his next Salad Fingers episode…."Salad Fingers Goes to the Australian Casino" haha.

June 23, 2008

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