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A man walks into a Australian Casino with a roll of quarters and heads straight to the slot machines. He sits down at a machine and starts playing. After a few minutes, he hits the jackpot and wins a huge amount of money.

Excited, the man jumps up and yells, “I’m rich! I’m rich!”

Just then, a beautiful woman walks by and the man decides to impress her. He says, “Hey, I just won a ton of money! How about you and I go out for a fancy dinner tonight?”

The woman looks at him and responds, “Sorry, but I only go out with guys who hold their own teeth.”

The man, feeling dejected, decides to try his luck at the poker table. He sits down and starts playing a few hands. Suddenly, he’s dealt a royal level, the best hand in the game.

Once again, he jumps up and shouts, “I’m rich! I’m rich!”

The woman from before walks by again and the man decides to try his luck once more than. He says, “Hey, I just won a huge pot at the poker table! How about you and I go out for a fancy dinner tonight?”

The woman looks at him and responds, “Sorry, but I only go out with guys who hold their own hair.”

Defeated once more than, the man decides to try his luck at the roulette table. He places a large bet on red and the wheel starts spinning. To his amazement, the ball lands on red and he wins yet again.

Jumping up from his seat, he screams, “I’m rich! I’m rich!”

The woman from before walks by once more than and the man decides to give it one last shot. He says, “Hey, I just won big at the roulette table! How about you and I go out for a fancy dinner tonight?”

The woman looks at him and responds, “Sorry, but I only go out with guys who aren’t addicted to gambling.”

Moral of the story: Sometimes it’s best not to push your luck, especially when it comes to love and money. And maybe, just maybe, the real jackpot is finding someone who loves you for who you are, teeth, hair, and all.